While awaiting falafel

The other day I was at the sole local Middle Eastern restaurant fetching some falafel for my fetching goat; it's not as good as the stuff at Efes in New Brunswick, but it does the job. The dining room TV was tuned to its usual station: ASC TV, with its endless string of music videos. They're very much in the style of Indian music videos, except some of the men aren't quite as attractive and there's more kissing. Anyway, I was lucky enough to see a few commercials, one of which was for Tushy Clean bidets. If the name wasn't amusing enough, the excitement of the announcer's voice when takling about the water-warming system made it difficult for me to keep from laughing out loud. He actually said "Add some FUN to your bathroom!"