Overheard the other day

situation -- a teacher is helping a student make a resume

Teacher: Ok, what are your objectives?

Student: To be a billionaire.

Teacher: Well, how are you going to do that?

Student: Investments!

Teacher: Ok, then you need to go a business school.

Student: I don't need no business school... I just need a business license. I can get that at community college.

Teacher: Well, actually...

Student: I'll put business school up here just to make it look good.

Teacher: Ok, now on this resume you want to write... [goes into 5 minute explanation of goals they should have and list on their resume; student appears to be listening until she finishes...]

Student: Can you type that all for me?