Joke time!

This recent joke from Jumbo Joke is better in the form that I heard it, when the counselor takes them to a jazz club across the street from his office.

Another familiar joke comes at the end of the recent Onion article Scholars Discover 23 Blank Pages That May As Well Be Lost Samuel Beckett Play: 'There are already plans to stage the play during the intermission of an upcoming production of Waiting For Godot.' I went to an electronic music concert a few years ago where the program notes said that for the intermission, the music played would be 'Variations on a theme by John Cage, instruments and players to be determined' (a reference to Cage's 4'33").