I'm a father!

As many of you know, I now have a babygoat in the house that appears to be of my issue. I don't know where to begin on how all of this feels so I just won't. I prefer shorter blog posts, anyways, so I'll just post the random thoughts as they come to me. Such as the following:

Today Ms. Goat weighed herself and noted that this weekend's activities brought about a weight loss of 20 pounds. Keep that in mind, ladies!