James Dobson, author

This past weekend we went by a number of local garage/yard sales. We saw lots of parenting books by Dr. James Dobson and I recalled that not only is he a dog abuser but also advocates showering with your children. I didn't buy any of his books, mostly because he has so many of his intelligent theories online. With his help I'll be able to keep my children from becoming gay; if not, there is still hope for their salvation.