Titty

Here's probably the current best story from recent months...

In a high school computer lab, one student was doing a job search. He was looking into work at Best Buy and was reading thru a job description when he got stuck on a word and asked me for help...

"What's 'titty' mean?"

"I'm sorry?"

"What does 'titty' mean??"

"Uh... could you spell that for me?"

"T - I - D - Y"